GROWNUP HACKER [RETRO TERMINAL MODE]
Welcome to Grownup Hacker
Adam "Abe" Abernethy here. I’ve spent my life toggling between root access and boardroom access—sometimes in the same day.
If you think cybersecurity is just firewalls and passwords, you haven’t seen me debug a customer experience with a packet sniffer and a dad joke.
From hacking mainframes in the 90s to helping Fortune 500s not get pwned in the 2020s, every byte tells a story.
This site mixes the art of defense with the science of delight—because the best security is invisible, and the best customer experience is unforgettable.
$ whoami
adamabeabernethy
$ uptime
Still running, still learning.
$ sudo make me a sandwich
Sorry, I’m a hacker, not a magician.
$ echo party time
party time
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Browse the blog for stories, rants, and revelations about mixing cybersecurity and customer experience. Or just book a chat and let’s talk shop—no suit required.